Quote #4840
Preach not to others what they should eat, but eat as becomes you, and...
Quote #28273
I wish I could shrink down to the size of an ant. And maybe...
Quote #3179
There ought to be a room in every house to swear in.
Quote #27978
More important than talent, strength, or knowledge is the ability to laugh at yourself...
Quote #19204
What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator.
Quote #26592
Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duty, and so bear ourselves that, if...
Quote #19937
You don’t get harmony when everybody sings the same note.
Quote #31938
Love is something like the clouds that were in the sky, Before the sun...
Quote #12119
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
Quote #12908
What the imagination seizes as beauty must be the truth.