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Modesty is a vastly overrated virtue.
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Perhaps in time the so-called Dark Ages will be thought of as including our...
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Only barbarians are not curious about where they come from, how they came to...
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Where you end up isn’t the most important thing. It’s the road you take...
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Carter This is the United States of James Carter here. I’m the president, I’m...
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As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Children begin by loving their parents as they grow older they judge them sometimes...
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Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it in...
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Any healthy man can go without food for two days — but not without...