Quote #32563
Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army...
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Quote #11121
We have too many high-sounding words, and too few actions that correspond with them.
Quote #26106
Husbands are awkward things to deal with even keeping them in hot water will...
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When dealing with the insane, the best method is to pretend to be sane.
Quote #11935
Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
Quote #32733
Failure I never encountered it. All I ever met were temporary setbacks.
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It has been said that we have not had the three R’s in America,...
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I think a new, different kind of bowling should be ‘carpet bowling.’ It’s just...
Quote #29983
Riches cover a multitude of woes.