Quote #22439
Under a tattered cloak you will generally find a good drinker.
Quote #25671
Sometimes in politics one must duel with skunks, but no one should be fool...
Quote #18859
It is well to give when asked but it is better to give unasked,...
Quote #12512
I knew a man who gave up smoking, drinking, and rich food. He was...
Quote #21733
Physical deformity, calls forth our charity. But the infinite misfortune of moral deformity calls...
Quote #26228
Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and...
Quote #9537
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Quote #2402
Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.
Quote #30811
God sells knowledge for labour — honour for risk.
Quote #3685
I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.