Quote #19169
Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
Quote #22319
Never injure a friend, even in jest.
Quote #1952
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
Quote #3444
Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing.
Quote #18730
The future is here. It’s just not widely distributed yet.
Quote #5576
Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age.
Quote #19931
Politeness, n. The most acceptable hypocrisy.
Quote #11069
Every attempt to employ mathematical methods in the study of chemical questions must be...
Quote #5090
Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.
Quote #2189
A language is a dialect with an army and a navy.