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Be careful to leave your sons well instructed rather than rich, for the hopes...
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Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan – a Mount Rushmore of incompetence.
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Ask a difficult question, and the marvelous answer appears.
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Where humor is concerned there are no standards – no one can say what...
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My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are...
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It is better to understand little than to misunderstand a lot.
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If you believe, then you hang on. If you believe, it means you’ve got...
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Youth is a wonderful thing what a crime to waste it on children.