Quote #18008
There is no worse lie than a truth misunderstood by those who hear it.
Quote #17019
Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because...
Quote #3105
The only thing I like about rich people is their money.
Quote #5274
Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during...
Quote #925
All Bibles are man-made.
Quote #15988
Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open...
Quote #19335
Live your life so that whenever you lose, you are ahead.
Quote #2356
Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you find the real tinsel underneath.
Quote #178
Anyone who says businessmen deal in facts, not fiction, has never read old five-year...
Quote #13391
Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result.