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There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people...
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
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The most savage controversies are those about matters as to which there is no...
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The essence of optimism is that it takes no account of the present, but...
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When an elephant is in trouble even a frog will kick him.
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If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror,...
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Live so that your friends can defend you but never have to.
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Common sense in an uncommon degree and is what the world calls wisdom.
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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors and...
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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board