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I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed...
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Life is a fatal complaint, and an eminently contagious one.
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If a dog will not come to you after he has looked you in...
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God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil...
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Treat all disasters as if they were trivialities but never treat a triviality as...
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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
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Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical.
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Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth.
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The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle...
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I don’t deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don’t deserve that...