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Be slow to fall into friendship, but when thou art in, continue firm and...
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George So in the end, was it worth it Jesus Christ. How irreparably changed...
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Where humor is concerned there are no standards – no one can say what...
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Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open...
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Real generosity is doing something nice for someone who will never find it out.
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Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing.
Quote #4633
Never take the advice of someone who has not had your kind of trouble.
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We can spend our whole lives underachieving.
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One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to...
Quote #8080
Laws too gentle are seldom obeyed; too severe, seldom executed.