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It is not funny that anything else should fall down only that a man...
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I couldn’t say who I am, I haven’t the remotest notion of myself I...
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The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.
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You and I do not see things as they are. We see things as...
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Bed is the poor man’s opera.
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Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.