Quote #24986
Comedy is allied to justice.
Quote #7902
Advice to writers: Sometimes you just have to stop writing. Even before you begin.
Quote #5619
We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones.
Quote #28276
The first thing was, I learned to forgive myself. Then, I told myself, ‘Go...
Quote #3647
A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any...
Quote #13400
If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.
Quote #30907
Don’t look for more honor than your learning merits.
Quote #11324
All that is solid melts into air, all that is holy is profaned, and...
Quote #301
We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
Quote #31173
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen...