Quote #3306
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
Quote #9782
Trade-offs have been with us ever since the late unpleasantness in the Garden of...
Quote #3461
The secret of being boring is to say everything.
Quote #490
The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women...
Quote #12496
Major writing is to say what has been seen, so that it need never...
Quote #12952
Every oak tree started out as a couple of nuts who decided to stand...
Quote #9243
To be beneficent when we can is a duty; and besides this, there are...
Quote #1968
The world is populated in the main by people who should not exist.
Quote #5367
When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two...
Quote #1611
As men, we are all equal in the presence of death.