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When I was young there was no respect for the young, and now that...
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The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself. Of course he wants...
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If you wear a toupee, why not let your friends try it on for...
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Our friends show us what we can do our enemies teach us what we...
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Is it progress if a cannibal uses a knife and fork
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To love is to commune with another person and to discover in him or...
Quote #1999
Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good...
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The Berlin Wall is the defining achievement of socialism.
Quote #19175
Many an opportunity is lost because a man is out looking for four-leaf clovers.
Quote #27913
When someone does something good, applaud You will make two people happy.