Quote #28268
If you ever go temporarily insane, don’t shoot somebody, like a lot of people...
Quote #3878
Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
Quote #3601
We should have had socialism already, but for the socialists.
Quote #4062
…in order that a man may be happy, it is necessary that he should...
Quote #32792
That’s the whole problem with science. You’ve got a bunch of empiricists trying to...
Quote #18519
By the time we hit fifty, we have learned our hardest lessons. We have...
Quote #19328
So live that you wouldn’t be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the...
Quote #1457
What worries you masters you.
Quote #7740
He is not deemed to give consent who is under a mistake.
Quote #25774
When humor goes, there goes civilization.