Quote #28390
If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let ‘em...
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Far from idleness being the root of all evil, it is rather the only...
Quote #16840
One man’s justice is another’s injustice one man’s beauty another’s ugliness one man’s wisdom...
Quote #11266
Acting is a form of deception, and actors can mesmerize themselves almost as easily...
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If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have...
Quote #21983
Assumptions allow the best in life to pass you by.
Quote #15745
Only the shallow know themselves.
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There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #18799
The deeper that sorrow carves into your being, the more joy you can contain.
Quote #5295
Hope is not the conviction that something will turn out well, but the certainty...