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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded:...
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Happiness is the meaning and the purpose of life, the whole aim and end...
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Lord, what fools these mortals be
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Speak softly and carry a big stick you will go far.
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I’m 65 and I guess that puts me in with the geriatrics. But if...
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No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that...
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When you go ice-skating, try not to swing your arms too much, because that...
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Discretion in speech is more than eloquence.
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‘Humph’ grunted Mr. Romford, seeing his worst fears about to be realized. He had...
Quote #8405
A man should never put on his best trousers when he goes out to...