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I guess I kinda lost control, because in the middle of the play I...
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The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
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When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man...
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There are only 3 sports, Bullfighting, Motor Racing and Mountain climbing. All the rest...
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Life is too short for a long story.
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An institution which is populare because it combines the maximum of temptation with the...
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Genuine goodness is threatening to those at the opposite end of the moral spectrum.
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Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I...
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Do not do unto others as you would that they should do unto you....
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Love grants in a moment what toil can hardly achieve in an age.