Quote #2639
The only way to reform some people is to chloroform them.
Quote #34263
I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON’T WANT...
Quote #13493
My evening visitors, if they cannot see the clock, should find the time in...
Quote #16694
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people...
Quote #27929
What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars.
Quote #9784
For nonconformity the world whips you with its displeasure.
Quote #2519
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
Quote #13665
If we cannot live so as to be happy, let us at least live...
Quote #34784
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Quote #29942
The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail if it...