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Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good...
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A good listener is not someone with nothing to say. A good listener is...
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Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
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It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in...
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In the past decade or so, the women’s magazines have taken to running home-handyperson...
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Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not...
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Not merely an absence of noise, Real Silence begins when a reasonable being withdraws...
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He was as fresh as is the month of May.
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Truth is the safest lie.
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It is only by striving for beauty and love In all our relationships, That...