Quote #4011
If you should die before me, ask if you could bring a friend.
Quote #23446
I strive to be brief, and become obscure.
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Beware the fury of a patient man.
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We pass the word around we ponder how the case is put by different...
Quote #27896
A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you’re in deep water.
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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think...
Quote #34869
Dateline Mesopotamia, 3500 B.C. That’s when the multi-faceted sounds we call music got its...
Quote #20630
You can do what you think you can do and you cannot do what...
Quote #19733
The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up,...
Quote #13826
Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.