Quote #27054
When the silent majority opens its mouth it is usually to yawn.
Quote #28147
Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone’s neck, and...
Quote #34548
Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality...
Quote #14165
Doubt is not a pleasant condition but certainty is an absurd one.
Quote #17652
Garth Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress...
Quote #22443
Where God has his church the Devil will have his chapel.
Quote #30885
No call alligator long mouth till you pass him.
Quote #17013
Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will...
Quote #15258
Our five senses are incomplete without the sixth – a sense of humor.
Quote #2006
Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.