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A student is not a professional athlete. … He is not a little politician...
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Only the devil wishes everyone to be his friend.
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Setting an example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age...
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What dreadful weather we have! It keeps me in a continual state of inelegance.
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Some folks say it was a miracle. Saint Francis suddenly appeared and knocked the...
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The lottery is a tax on people who flunked math.
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If you haven’t any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of...
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Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
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To be loved for what one is, is the greatest exception. The great majority...