Quote #22795
Water, water, everywhere,And all the boards did shrink.Water, water everywhere,Nor any drop to drink.
Quote #7897
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than...
Quote #23779
To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.
Quote #20070
I don’t deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don’t deserve that...
Quote #26715
The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
Quote #28284
If you had a school for professional fireworks people, I don’t think you could...
Quote #26119
Genius is nothing but a great aptitude for patience.
Quote #158
Exterminate.
Quote #24333
Trust one who has gone through it.
Quote #19656
The real test of friendship is can you literally do nothing with the other...