Quote #17020
The Dilbert Principle The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where...
Quote #645
Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.
Quote #2315
Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies in the...
Quote #3872
Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
Quote #14560
A cucumber should be well-sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out.
Quote #2203
There is no glory in otustripping donkeys.
Quote #4933
The attempt and not the deed Confounds us.
Quote #1798
The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race.
Quote #34572
There isnt much better in this life than finding a way to spend a...
Quote #28143
If your kid makes one of those little homemade guitars out of a cigar...