Quote #10734
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
Quote #23062
Knowledge is of two kinds. We know a subject ourselves, or we know where...
Quote #26510
I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
Quote #14535
Go, and never darken my towels again.
Quote #6288
To be mature means to face, and not evade, every fresh crisis that comes.
Quote #17822
There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race and...
Quote #15704
Having been poor is no shame, but being ashamed of it, is.
Quote #1941
Canada: A few acres of snow.
Quote #3568
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors and...
Quote #32476
The future belongs to those who dare.