Quote #25788
Religion is what keeps the poor man from murdering the rich.
Quote #293
Everything has been figured out except how to live.
Quote #29272
‘I think therefore I am’ is the statement of an intellectual who underrates toothaches.
Quote #28206
It’s probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you’re...
Quote #6420
There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.
Quote #12208
The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that...
Quote #1885
I do not believe in God. I believe in cashmere.
Quote #8204
If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor.
Quote #9725
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Quote #28200
It’s interesting to think that my ancestors used to live in the trees, like...