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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on...
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Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
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Baseball is dull only to dull minds.
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I cannot even imagine where I would be today were it not for that...
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If you’re here for four more years or four more weeks, you’re here right...
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The effort to understand the universe is one of the very few things that...
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The more you suffer , the more you show you really care.
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To be good, according to the vulgar standard of goodness, is obviously quite easy....