Quote #30319
Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy.
Quote #28231
Consider the daffodil. And while you’re doing that, I’ll be over here, looking through...
Quote #28042
Life is God’s joke on us. It’s our mission to figure out the punchline.
Quote #10429
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in...
Quote #15111
One who is too wise an observer of the business of others, like one...
Quote #17289
The scornful nostril and the high head gather not the odors that lie on...
Quote #33708
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
Quote #15109
Practicing the Golden Rule is not a sacrifice; it is an investment.
Quote #5611
People find life entirely too time-consuming.
Quote #15409
How small a portion of our life it is that we really enjoy! In...