Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28333 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If you’re a blacksmith, probably the proudest day of your life is when you...
William Ashley Quote #31948 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Better limp all the way to heaven than not get there at all.
Winston Churchhill Quote #6453 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If you are not a liberal at twenty, you have no heart. If you...
Edmond de Goncourt Quote #3901 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 A painting in a museum hears more ridiculous opinions than anything else in the...
Jane Wagner, (and Lily Tomlin) Quote #637 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
Zenna Schaffer Quote #365 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him...
Erma Bombeck Quote #359 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
Eugene Ionesco Quote #13657 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Explanation separates us from astonishment, which is the only gateway to the incomprehensible.