Quote #22973
Humor is, I think, the subtlest and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely...
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Look not every man on his own things, but every man also on the...
Quote #361
In New York City, one suicide in ten is attributed to a lack of...
Quote #11864
The best accessory a girl can have is her best friend.
Quote #13656
The only man who never makes a mistake is the man who never does...
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Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
Quote #863
The point of philosophy is to start with something so simple as not to...
Quote #3811
Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win.
Quote #3635
Scientists are the easiest to fool. They think in straight, predictable, directable, and therefore...
Quote #1982
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn...