Quote #4713
Nature made him, and then broke the mold.
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On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’...
Quote #19678
There are three great friends an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
Quote #6165
Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the...
Quote #3328
A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big...
Quote #17391
Difficulties increase the nearer we approach our goal.
Quote #28157
If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it’s...
Quote #6071
Where humor is concerned there are no standards – no one can say what...
Quote #25100
God does not give heed to the ambitiousness of our prayers, because he is...
Quote #9734
Eternity is very long, especially towards the end.