Quote #1788
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same
Quote #10611
Waste no more time talking about great souls and how they should be. Become...
Quote #20124
People are unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Love them anyway.
Quote #2357
The Hollywood tradition I like best is called “sucking up to the stars.”
Quote #9139
Friends are born, not made.
Quote #6086
He wrapped himself in quotations- as a beggar would enfold himself in the purple...
Quote #29489
Some of us just go along . . . until that marvelous day people...
Quote #14512
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
Quote #1525
We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
Quote #28659
Little ol’ boy in the Panhandle told me the other day you can still...