Quote #13979
Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
Quote #29962
The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
Quote #11752
No question is ever settled until it is settled right.
Quote #30137
You can always get the truth from a politician after he has turned seventy,...
Quote #34264
I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.
Quote #33210
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what...
Quote #5501
Man is tormented by no greater anxiety than to find someone quickly to whom...
Quote #2753
We were married by a reformed rabbi in Long Island. A very reformed rabbi....
Quote #29041
A man of genius makes no mistakes. His errors are volitional and are the...
Quote #7947
Men generally believe what they wish.