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When I retire I’m going to spend my evenings by the fireplace going through...
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The world is divided into two kinds of people, those who spend a great...
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Cursed be he that moves my bones.
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By health I mean the power to live a full, adult, living, breathing life...
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When you laugh, be sure to laugh at what people do and not at...
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My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
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It is possible that the scrupulously honest man may not grow rich so fast...
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Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds...
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How come, just as the rocket is launching, the astronauts don’t also shoot some...
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It’s not Jerusalem, It’s not Baghdad. It’s not Bolivia. It’s Oklahoma.