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I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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Cease, every joy, to glimmer on my mind, But leave—oh leave the light of...
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Let me live in a house by the side of the road and be...
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You can tell a lot about a fellow’s character by his way of eating...
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The whole secret of existence is to have no fear. Never fear what will...
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Christianity, if false, is of no importance, and if true, of infinite importance. The...
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Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch....
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The great secret that all old people share is that you really haven’t changed...
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All art is quite useless.
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The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail if it...