Quote #2522
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
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America is a land of wonders, in which everything is in constant motion and...
Quote #33545
A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a...
Quote #21610
A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his...
Quote #32758
The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a...
Quote #24482
I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.
Quote #23546
It is not our purpose to become each other it is to recognize each...
Quote #13165
It is said that the camera cannot lie, but rarely do we allow it...
Quote #11579
I aughta join a club and beat you over the head with it.
Quote #3365
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of...