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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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In my day, we didn’t have self-esteem, we had self-respect, and no more of...
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During the Middle Ages, probably one of the biggest mistakes was not putting on...
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The secret to life is that there is no secret.
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I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge That myth is more potent than...
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No matter how old you are, there’s always something good to look forward to.
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A human being is part of a whole, called by us the ‘Universe,’ a...
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If you can’t ignore an insult, top it if you can’t top it, laugh...
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In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the...
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…when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.