Quote #2955
The classes that wash most are those that work least.
Quote #23440
Bush Sr. was a jerk, Quayle an idiot, Clinton was atrocious and disgusting, most...
Quote #4595
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and...
Quote #33377
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Quote #14993
Fear secretes acids; but love and trust are sweet juices.
Quote #9436
I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human with the soul of a...
Quote #30628
Difference of religion breeds more quarrels than difference of politics.
Quote #34217
If you can attain repose and calm, believe that you have seized happiness.
Quote #33267
My wife is a light eater … as soon as it’s light, she starts...
Quote #29400
There is a woman at the begining of all great things.