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People come up to me and say, “Emo, do people really come up to...
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Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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In every power, of which taste is the foundation, excellence is pretty fairly divided...
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Comfort ye, my people speak ye peace, thus saith our God. Comfort those who...
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Don’t get suckered in by the comments … they can terribly be misleading.
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You are forgiven for your happiness and your successes only if you generously consent...