Quote #7829
Two people do not have to agree on what is right to be together....
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The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away...
Quote #12902
Angels dancing on the head of a pin dissolve into nothingness at the bedside...
Quote #28385
It’s not good to let any kid near a container that has a skull...
Quote #32787
If your professor wrote it, it’s as near to the truth as you ever...
Quote #11031
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Quote #1158
I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier...
Quote #24986
Comedy is allied to justice.
Quote #27676
Each suburban wife struggled with it alone. As she made the beds, shopped for...
Quote #33692
Sure i’m for helping the elderly. I’m going to be old myself some day.