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There are three principal ways to lose money: wine, women, and engineers. While the...
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If I was a father in a waiting room, and the nurse came out...
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Have a heart that never hardens, and a temper that never tries, and a...
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If the Prince of Peace should come to earth, one of the first things...
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But thus do I counsel you, my friends: distrust all in whom the impulse...
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There are three side effects of acid. Enchanced long term memory, decreased short term...
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Those who are able to see beyond the shadows and lies of their culture...
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He is a wise man who does not grieve for the things which he...
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My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she...
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It is an illusion that youth is happy, an illusion of those who have...