Quote #34390
I am just going outside and may be some time.
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Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to...
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Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.
Quote #14567
The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and...
Quote #20387
Humor is something that thrives between man’s aspirations and his limitations. There is more...
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If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don’t think I’d call it Trampo-Land,...
Quote #12184
I cannot believe that the purpose of life is (merely) to be happy. I...
Quote #31570
Think little goals and expect little achievements. Think big goals and win big success.
Quote #6426
Is sex dirty? Only if you do it right.
Quote #24191
An empty stomach is not a good political advisor.