Quote #2798
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
Quote #32059
Never, Never, Never Say NEVER
Quote #28319
Sometimes I think I’d be better off dead. No, wait. Not me, you.
Quote #23551
If you hate a person, you hate something in him that is part of...
Quote #12650
My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
Quote #26566
An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have the older she gets,...
Quote #26639
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...
Quote #25883
A failure establishes only this, that our determination to succeed was not strong enough.
Quote #157
A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat.
Quote #24366
Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like...