Robert Burton Quote #14432 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Like dogs in a wheel, birds in a cage, or squirrels in a chain,...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28381 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror,...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28245 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I don’t think I’m ever more ‘aware’ than I am right after I hit...
William Shakespeare Quote #20894 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 No, ’tis slander, Whose edge is sharper than the sword, whose tongue Outvenoms all...
Cathy Guisewite Quote #28052 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.
Fran Lebowitz Quote #23497 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The most common error made in matters of appearance is the belief that one...
H. L. Mencken Quote #2418 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Self-respect: the secure feeling that no one, as yet, is suspicious.
Stephen Leacock Quote #2803 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 A sportsman is a man who, every now and then, simply has to go...
Glaser and Way Quote #33980 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The problem with any unwritten law is that you don’t know where to go...
H. Jackson Browne Quote #26038 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins–not through...