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There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women....
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With age come the inner, the higher life. Who would be forever young, to...
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Look at the Justice Department, it’s full of Jews…The lawyers in government are damn...
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I am among those who think that science has great beauty. A scientist in...
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
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Where humor is concerned there are no standards – no one can say what...