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‘Tis a sharp medicine, but it will cure all that ails you. — last...
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The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.
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The really happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery when on a...
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Before we blame, we should first see if we can’t excuse.
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Children need encouragement. So if a kid gets an answer right, tell him it...
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Life is the childhood of our immortality.
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Where reason fails, time oft has worked a cure.
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Instead of burning a guy at the stake, what about burning him at the...
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I have made this letter longer, because I have not had the time to...
Quote #18912
A man who loses his money, gains, at the least, experience, and sometimes, something...