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This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor to change the character...
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There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.
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I’ve found that luck is quite predictable. If you want more luck, take more...
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If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind someone and pinching him...
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The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served...
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Crime is the soul of lust. What would pleasure be if it were not...
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The problem with any unwritten law is that you don’t know where to go...
Quote #18119
We first make our habits, and then our habits make us.
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When we walk to the edge of all the light we have And take...
Quote #23041
It’s surprising how many persons go through life without ever recognizing that their feelings...