Quote #13856
Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
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The German is like the slave who, without chains, obeys his masters merest word,...
Quote #4686
There is no greater sorrowThan to be mindful of the happy timeIn misery.
Quote #8082
It is easier to prevent bad habits than to break them.
Quote #28275
Laurie got offended that I used the word ‘puke.’ But to me, that’s what...
Quote #664
It had only one fault. It was kind of lousy.
Quote #27349
Your intellect may be confused, but your emotions will never lie to you.
Quote #24476
Fear is sharp-sighted, and can see things under ground, and much more in the...
Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #33266
When God sneezed, I didn’t know what to say.