Quote #11539
A long life may not be good enough, but a good life is long...
Quote #34263
I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON’T WANT...
Quote #21505
People can have the Model T in any colour–so long as it’s black.
Quote #2853
Alimony: the ransom the happy pay to the devil.
Quote #27223
Conform and be dull.
Quote #31846
F. Scott Fitzgerald is the first of the last generation.
Quote #29709
Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn’t cure.
Quote #7916
As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything.
Quote #15717
It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
Quote #3177
The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen...